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The Man of Death: Man of Steel Damage Estimates Zoom

The Man of Death: Man of Steel Damage Estimates


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A demonstration in articulation: Usain Bolt Zoom

A demonstration in articulation: Usain Bolt


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The Oktober Guard Zoom

The Oktober Guard


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Sgt. Slaughter

Considered the granddaddy of the Rise of Cobra Sgt. Slaughter customs because it inspired so many others to duplicate it. WWE Build-n-Brawl Jakks Pacific Sgt Slaughter head + two RoC TRU Benchpress figures bashed together to make a modern day version of the iconic wrestler in Joe form.



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thefloppingdead: “My Ride! (T_T)” | The Flopping Dead That crying zombie! It’s Gob Bluth! lol. Via The Flopping Dead Zoom

thefloppingdead:

“My Ride! (T_T)” | The Flopping Dead

That crying zombie! It’s Gob Bluth! lol.


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The truth of the matter… Zoom

The truth of the matter…


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thefloppingdead: “While You Were Sleeping” | The Flopping Dead This is exactly how it happens in the show. I swear I’ve had days that started like this. Via The Flopping Dead Zoom

thefloppingdead:

“While You Were Sleeping” | The Flopping Dead

This is exactly how it happens in the show.


I swear I’ve had days that started like this.


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A reminder that G.I. Joe used to be published by Marvel Comics, which means Cobra got off easy most days only having the G.I. Joe team show up.



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Iron Grenadiers Communication Troopers It is amazingly difficult to wing a quick photo indoors with a basic camera of a figure that is almost entire black. Maybe they’re from the NSA. Zoom

Iron Grenadiers Communication Troopers

It is amazingly difficult to wing a quick photo indoors with a basic camera of a figure that is almost entire black. Maybe they’re from the NSA.


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How the world works...
  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
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